HARELIP EVERY CAT IN THE COUNTY ©
                                                                                                                                                                             
Steve Graham         
Words and Music

I'd harelip every cat in the county                                
If that's what you wanted me to do                                
I'd harelip every cat in the county                                    
Just to spend a little time with you                                

Every time I see you there's someone else around                        
When I'm near you my hormones go to town                         
If ever ever I’m alone with you                                
I bet you know just what I'd do                                

I'd hold you Honey, hold you till the cows come home                    
I'd hold you, hold you till I make you my own                        
I'd kiss you, kiss you from head to toe                            
I'd love you every which way I know

I'd buy you a freight train Honey                                
If that's what you want me to do                                
I'd buy you a freight train Baby                                    
Just to spend some time with you                                

Every time I see you there's someone else around                        
When I'm near you my hormones go to town                         
If ever ever I’m alone with you                                
I bet you know just what I'd do                                

I'd hold you Honey, hold you till the cows come home                    
I'd hold you, hold you till I make you my own                        
I'd kiss you, kiss you from head to toe                            
I'd love you every which way I know