THE MEETING FROM HELL ©
                                                                                                                                                                             
Steve Graham  
Words and Music


We were in a meeting for a week or two                        
I know you’re wonderin’, what did we do                        
I bet you think that we played all day                        
But the meeting from Hell, didn’t go that way                    

As best I recall it went like this...                        

On day one we reviewed the agenda and re-wrote it line by line            
On day two we took a break and we voted on the time                
Early next morning we asked ourselves what business we were in        
But we didn’t like the answer so we asked ourselves again             

As best I recall it went like this...                            

By mid-week we were getting hungry we ordered lunch brought in        
We would have had consensus but Pam is a vegetarian                
By week two we were almost through, we were on a roll                
But then we asked our purpose and we stopped to search our souls        

As best I recall it went like this                            

We were in a meeting for a week or two                        
I know you’re wonderin’, what did we do                        
I bet you think that we played all day                        
But the meeting from Hell, didn’t go that way                    

As best I recall it went like this                            

The last two days we drafted our plan and shared it with the staff        
Giggles, laughter, open revolt was what we got back                
We were changing our strategy when the intercom broke in            
Please come to the conference room, don’t be late again                

As best I recall it went like that